Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

The most typical last words for an Aries are “hold my beer.” Their daring spirit is an aspirational quality till they do something gloriously silly like riding a segue off a cliff or vanishing while taking a trip to a foreign nation they firmly insist is “absolutely safe.”

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

A Taurus will pass away doing something they insist they can do alone, however should not. Have a good time being crush below the bookshelf you believed you might proceed your very own!

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

A Gemini will pass away by making pals with the incorrect individual. They’re favorable and so friendly that they see the great in everybody even individuals that “bad for you.” While they SWEAR they have outstanding instinct, they’ll pass away by their lost rely on a fixer upper of a buddy.

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

A Cancer will pass away of a busted heart or something lame and similarly sappy. When something actually bad takes place, their self-destructive practices come out. They’ll wallow away till their resolve to go on fizzles.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

A Leo will pass away in a desperate plea for interest. Every #selfiedeath has actually been a Leo.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

A Virgo will pass away at the workplace. On a vacation weekend.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

A Libra will pass away doing something for somebody they like. Like, there will be a flu shot scarcity one year and they’ll give up one from the goodness of their hearts then pass away and get the flu.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

A Scorpio will pass away in a battle with somebody over a subject they’ve currently ignored. They will leave guidelines making sure their obituary clarifies that they won.

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

A Sagittarius will pass away of laughter, most likely at their own joke.

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

A Capricorn will pass away of old age on a deathbed, surrounded by all individuals who have actually dissatisfied them in their lives so they can invest their last couple of hours being pull down one last time.

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

An Aquarius will pass away assisting somebody in requirement at their own expenditure. They’ll get a hitchhiker that uses their inner voice and do-gooderness or get harmed while aiming to rescue somebody from a mishap. They’re the type of individual you hope is around in a crisis.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

A Pisces will roam into traffic while composing a poem on their iPhone notes or getting lost in the lyrics to whatever dreamy tune is playing in their headsets. Since their head was in the clouds, they will actually pass away.