Switzerland is typically a quite betchy nation. Swiss checking account keep you rich. The Swiss Alps are the chicest put on the world to strike the slopes (sorry, Aspen). Swiss cheese is fucking scrumptious. And Swiss individuals are actually hot. The only thing breaking them is that the entire neutrality thing gets a little boring, however take a look at us throughout the pond. Were uninteresting or not neutral and now a blonde Oompa Loompa has a 50/50 chance at being our next president so perhaps we must attempt it idk.

In not so betchy news, nevertheless, the Swiss are being weird AF and opening a foreplay coffee shop , where fuckboys can get a beej while they drink their early morning cup of Joe. Like actually, it is called the Fellatio Cafe (barf). Do not fret. Prostitution is legal in Switzerland as long as the employees have authorizations (exists like, a class?) Its actually nbd.

In easy terms, guys (puppets, due to the fact that ladies aren’t this fucking desperate/disgusting) can be found in, pick plain coffee or a macchiato, then get an iPad to check out a lineup of woman of the streets so they can pick which one they wish to draw them off prior to continuing with their day. I have numerous concerns. Is this simply out outdoors or exists like a personal space? Are pastries offered? Exactly what the fuck is the matter with you individuals?

Can you not even consume a latte without being a sex transgressor? I suggest, not as soon as have I taken a sip of my nonfat iced cinnamon chai and stated, You understand exactly what would truly take this to the next level? No, not biscotti or a pump of vanilla Oral sex! You do you, Switzerland. Feel in one’s bones Im sticking with Starbucks.