Books ?! No one’ s reading them nowadays. Not when you have Alfie’ s composing on helloU within your reaches 24/7, right?! Who requires effectively considered composed beliefs loaded with feeling and care? Not me!

If there’ s something books benefit, it’ s for evaluating by their covers … likewise utilizing as a makeshift iron when you’ re jumper is more creased up than you believed …

But back to the covers. Individuals state you shouldn’ t judge a book by them. They never ever stated you couldn’ t have a little enjoyable with them, though …

1. Hot

2. OoOoOOO unusual.

3. Believe she understands?

4. Extraordinary

5. Ahhh the ol ’ canine hands

6. Got ta enjoy them percentages

7. God that’ s weird

8. No no. That ’ s weird.

9. Permanently alone

10. Huh.

11. I wear ’ t care that ’ s a book cover. That guy ’ s in discomfort.

12. Perfect.